Sarah means Princess

just fake it if you don't belong.
  • (A gay couple has just met up in the restaurant and kissed each other upon arrival. Another customer has seen this and is obviously angry.)
  • Angry Customer: “Damn f**s.”
  • Gay Man: “Excuse me?”
  • Angry Customer: “You heard me, you little s***. Let’s not make this into some little pride protest, okay? I have to accept that you’re going to live your lifestyle, and you have to accept that I’ve got freedom of speech.”
  • Gay Man: *quietly* “Is it too much to ask for a little human decency?”
  • Angry Customer: “Human? Listen up, what you’re doing is not human. I think I have the right to determine what I think is human.”
  • (The manager shows up. He’s a quiet Italian man who I assume is conservative due to the Christian imagery and portrait of Reagan he keeps around the restaurant.)
  • Angry Customer: *to the owner* “Hey, can you move either them or us to another table?”
  • (Instead of responding to the angry customer, the owner instead speaks to his wife.)
  • Owner: “I’m sorry ma’am, but we have a strict ‘no pets’ policy in my restaurant.”
  • Wife: “Uh, I, uh, what? I don’t have a—”
  • Owner: “Well, according to your talking monkey over here, I can determine who’s a human and who’s not. You bring an animal into my restaurant; I gotta assume it’s your pet.”
  • (The angry customer storms out. When I left, the owner was giving his description, and copies of security camera footage, to the biggest crowd of police I’ve seen. Apparently it’s a bad idea to not pay your bill at a restaurant that gives free coffee to cops.)

bravedad:

i wonder how many people i’m in the “i’d be down if you asked” zone with

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goldenphoenix26:

thursdaysangel-tuesdaysdemon:

221b-stark-tower:

all-hail-the-daleks:

expecting-a-patronus:

gabrielesque:

wendigo-:

jonsonocklos:

deanskraken:

lillithwithdiamonds:

deanskraken:

thedoctormakesyoubetter:

ivegotthekielbasayouordered:

HIPSTER SHIRT. HIPSTER GLASSES. HIPSTER GLAM.

Jim Beaver is a hipster. You probably haven’t heard of him. He’s really obscure. 


I made it more hipster for you

A little bit more hipster:



Fa la la ~

A few more lens flares just for shits and giggles


just reblogging this again
oh my god

you were missing some space-ness


somebody tweet this to him please

Some wolves maybe?




Oh no

ERMAGHERRRRRDDD

goldenphoenix26:

thursdaysangel-tuesdaysdemon:

221b-stark-tower:

all-hail-the-daleks:

expecting-a-patronus:

gabrielesque:

wendigo-:

jonsonocklos:

deanskraken:

lillithwithdiamonds:

deanskraken:

thedoctormakesyoubetter:

ivegotthekielbasayouordered:

HIPSTER SHIRT. HIPSTER GLASSES. HIPSTER GLAM.

Jim Beaver is a hipster. You probably haven’t heard of him. He’s really obscure. 

image

I made it more hipster for you

A little bit more hipster:

image

image

Fa la la ~

A few more lens flares just for shits and giggles

image

just reblogging this again

oh my god

you were missing some space-ness

image

somebody tweet this to him please

Some wolves maybe?

Oh no

ERMAGHERRRRRDDD

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nestingcas:

dear diary

today i platonically watched my best friend rake leaves

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mylittleredgirl:

p0rtugeetex:

astrodidact:

This Tree Is Growing 40 Different Kinds Of Fruit At Once
This single (and quite colorfully blossoming) tree grows 40 different varieties of peaches, plums, apricots, nectarines, cherries, and even almonds — but just how does it do it?
It does it through the process of chip grafting. After sculptor Sam Van Aken bought a failing orchard in upstate New York full of hundreds of different fruit trees, he began the pain-staking process of grafting several of the different varieties together into one tree. Six years later, the result is this 40-fruit bearing tree, which includes some heirloom varieties that are centuries old.
Image: Sam Van Aken
http://io9.com/this-tree-is-growing-40-different-kinds-of-fruit-at-onc-1608917128

Amazing

Jesus and I thought I had identity problems.

mylittleredgirl:

p0rtugeetex:

astrodidact:

This Tree Is Growing 40 Different Kinds Of Fruit At Once

This single (and quite colorfully blossoming) tree grows 40 different varieties of peaches, plums, apricots, nectarines, cherries, and even almonds — but just how does it do it?

It does it through the process of chip grafting. After sculptor Sam Van Aken bought a failing orchard in upstate New York full of hundreds of different fruit trees, he began the pain-staking process of grafting several of the different varieties together into one tree. Six years later, the result is this 40-fruit bearing tree, which includes some heirloom varieties that are centuries old.

Image: Sam Van Aken

http://io9.com/this-tree-is-growing-40-different-kinds-of-fruit-at-onc-1608917128

Amazing

Jesus and I thought I had identity problems.

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brbjellyfishing:

hogwartsisbiggerontheinside:

I just found this on stumbleupon with no context and no website. Just the image url.

Who is she

brbjellyfishing:

hogwartsisbiggerontheinside:

I just found this on stumbleupon with no context and no website. Just the image url.

Who is she

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zombiemiki:

Cute Pokemon socks at the Tokyo Pokemon Center.

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Anonymous asked: do you even have a binder of holofoils

magnezone:

don’t patronize me 

tachibanaofficial:

I’ll pick the relay team only out of those who want to enter it.

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i-am-iggys-unfortunate-eyebrows:

Thank you, random swan, for coming by and prettying up my photos.  Or being a scene-stealing jerk?

Character - APH Netherlands

Cosplayer - i-am-iggys-unfortunate-eyebrows

Photographer - cafegrimm

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WIND VS HAIR

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Anonymous asked: Patrick stUMP

hurleyquinn:

Is this for the turn on turn off ggame bc definetely turn on 

before I go to bed enjoy some of my favorite fall out boy videos and have sweet dreams

underthe-corktree:

IF YOU WATCH NOTHING ELSE ON EARTH PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF STUMP WATCH PETE ON PUNKD ITS THE FUNNIEST THING YOULL EVER SEE

PETE AND PATRICK TAKING TASTING BABY FOOD VERY SERIOUSLY

STUMP WORKING OUT I REPEAT STUMP WORKING OUT

BABY PATRICK TALKING ABOUT HOW HIM AND PETE ARE MARRIED

FEEL THE LOVE BETWEEN JOTRO AND STUMP AND CAKE

THE BEST VOCAL COVER STUMP HAS EVER DONE (THATS SAYING A LOT)

PROOF PETE WENTZ IS A 12 YEAR OLD

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